Singaporeans evidently need a little help getting their game on -- so much so that the country's government is offering lessons in the art of seduction in an attempt to boost the country's lagging birth rate.

Students at two polytechnic colleges can earn two credits toward graduation for a class where lessons include screenings of mushy romantic movies, instructions on hand-holding, and "love song analysis."

Some of the classes have to do with picking up on signals to figure out when someone is attracted to you. One professor tells female students that when a guy looks in their eyes for more than five seconds that he is sending a signal, while others talk about family and home life.

In the U.S., we have a similar program run by VH1 that features this freakish guy called "Mystery." We're not sure how many marriages he's responsible for, but dudes everywhere now know the importance of wearing a furry hat and black nail polish when you want women to want you.