Get ready, daytime TV producers, for a story so unbelievable your skin will be crawling as you're calling to request an interview with these lovers.

A father and daughter in Australia (who had been separated for 30 years) recently announced they're a couple with a child. To top things off, a court report revealed that the loving dad/boyfriend served time for armed robbery, and the couple had a previous child who died.

In a news-magazine interview, the daughter/girlfriend asserts that she and her dad are "in this relationship as consenting adults," and asks viewers for "a little bit of respect and understanding."

Questions raised: Is this a case of "live and let live?" Is there any way their kids can overcome this?

Can't this guy do something a little more wholesome, like play with a homemade sex toy?

Think that's weird? Get a load of these: