While we (sort of) understand why people pay a little more for a bottle of wine that's improved with age, we're not quite so sure about the speculative value of an aging French fry.Still, there's a kind of earnest enthusiasm about an eBay ad for "the only known 1993 [McDonald's french] fry in existence," as though it is something that anyone will realize the innate value of.
Evidently, the owner was 15 years old when he originally spilled some fries in his father's new SUV. One of the fries was left under the seat on purpose to "christen" the car, and it remained there, untouched for the lifespan of the vehicle. Now that his father is buying a new car, the fry is being sold like the treasure it is, with 20 percent of the proceeds going to Ronald McDonald House.
The specs: "About the Fry: it is roughly 1 inch long and hard as a rock. Per eBay rules this is not a food item and is only meant for display, I mean do I really have to say that! Put that ketchup down."
While there's still time to bid the fry up until this evening, bidding so far has been a bit tepid -- as of press time, the fry seems to be garnering only $6.50 worth of enthusiasm.
UPDATE: The famous fry eventually sold for a meager $10.50, surely a disappointment for vintage fast food collectors. Still at that price, the seller could buy around five cartons of fresh fries, with about 40 fries each, meaning that in 15 years he could have 200 vintage fries on the market -- and make a cool $2,000 as a result. This man is a genius.
Think the fry is disgusting? Try it on a pizza.
Think that's weird? Get a load of these:
Want to see something easy on the eyes?















Comments:
Add a comment
Tuesday 08 April
By John F.C. Taylor
You have got to be kidding! I don't know which is worse, the fact that someone had the nerve to put this on eBay or that people are actually interested in this thing. What next? A potato chip pulled from between the couch cushions?
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By Lisa Jones
what I would like to know is why are only 20 percent of the proceeds going to charity? if 100 percent were going it might bring in more bids, instead of some bonehead trying to make money off an old french fry.
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By MATT FINKELSTEIN
FRIE ON EBAY ? ? WARES THE HENTZ KECTH-UP
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By Dave
I don't have a potato chip, but I did list a 12 year old pretzel yesterday that came out of my couch. It's all in the documentation, that's what makes it worth so much!
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By Somebody
Yes if all proceeds went to Ronald McDonald House this would make this a fun item. It would receive much more attention and bids.
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By Perry Allotta
I think that all of this matter is CRAZY< come on ,stop it!
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By tigerlillyflies
I think eBay is pritty stupid for even posting this crap and the loosers selling it are worse get a job if you need money,if you have one and it's not enough get another one.Yea right you left the fry in the car for 15,years on purpose one can only imagine what your home looks like,clean up your mess.
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By June Zimmerman
why not try selling an oyster- or an old picture of a bird sitting on a perch = I found one on my window where a sea gull left me a message on my sliding glass window - perfect and direct hit and you can tell what it loks like as if it were painted 0n, not fake on 3rd floor - sullie JS
Reply
Tuesday 08 April
By Devynn
the only reason why 20% of the sale's profits are going to charity is b/c of the cost of posting something on ebay to sell. i bet the shipping is higher than a draft's ass, too. ebay is about making money, but it seems it's more about making money for the COMPANY, that it is for the sellers they created the site for in the first place. and with the bids being what they are, be glad that he's giving ANYTHING to the Ronald McDonald House!
Reply
Wednesday 09 April
By free software at fileprompt.com
It's a lie, why and how would he have kept a fry 15 years? it's just a recent one he found in his pocket, and has come up with a lie
Reply
Wednesday 09 April
By truckle
Surely at least one of you must have read the eBay page. Assuming that it's all truth, I think it's quite a monumental way of sending off such a special little fry.
Reply
Wednesday 09 April
By Michael
Wouldn't even THINK of buying that thing without a receipt from the day of purchase. Still, shows you what preservatives can do for mankind... :)
Reply
Wednesday 09 April
By Chris Hewlett
Wow. It's not even like it's a normal nice long french fry either. It's one of those short and stubby ones that if you dropped it, really isn't worth picking up and eating. Hmm.
Reply
Saturday 12 April
By frenchyfry
lols. Ebay is funny.
Reply
Sunday 15 June
By rsnum1
This is quite intreseting, but affter three seconde of reading it, i was like, what in the world. Who records this type of stuff.
Reply