Instead of recognizing a 16-hour session of Ms. Pacman for the masculine achievement it is, many people still think that rock climbing, bear fighting or tree chopping are manlier ways to spend your time.Those people are, of course, wrong, as the sunlight-starved heroes at Game Daily prove in their new list of the top 10 manliest games.
But while they make some good choices -- the brilliantly named "Condemned 2: Bloodshot," for example, or the ultra-realistic "Fight Night Round 3" -- we think they missed a few crucial games that aren't considered manly, but should be.
-- "Pokemon" -- There is nothing girly about collecting dragons in tiny boxes and forcing them to battle at will.
-- "The Sims" -- Sure, you can spend 15 hours choosing wallpaper for your Sims. But you can also buy guitars and become an astronaut. Rock on.
-- "Donkey Kong" -- Because what's manlier than defeating a giant ape to win back a super-hot princess? Nothing, that's what.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
Elsewhere in the manly "sack pack" universe today:
Charlton Heston: A Funeral to Die For (Holy Taco)
Why Is Dick Cheney Smiling? (CamelTap)
Girls You Meet in College Bars (CO-ED)
Quest for the Hangover Cure (Just A Guy Thing)







































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Thursday 10 April
By Sheila
Here's one you missed: Super Mario Brothers. Only a male secure with his masculinity could play a short, fat dude with suspenders and bad taste in head gear who likes to jump on mushrooms.
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Friday 11 April
By Raeshaad
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater...c'mon ppl, whats manlier than survival in the jungle shooting up soldiers, killing what you need to eat to survive, whether it be snakes, bats, rats...then going home to a hot blonde spy...
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Monday 14 April
By ben
im suprised no one said anything about Halo that is a manly game to me the main objective is to kill AND TRY TO STAY ALIVE!!!
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Sunday 27 April
By Jack
Uh, dude, about a million other games fit that description.