The square-shaped "Sphere" bed (Do bedmakers not understand basic geometry?) is the newest in sleep technology from Karim Rashid. The features of this $55,000 love cocoon and entertainment center more or less promise you'll be shagging, and then gettin' smoov afterward:

Features for Doin' It:
-- Exclusive Hollandia bed
-- Champagne holder
-- Sexy plush frame available in a variety of colors
-- Theater sound system primed to pump out the Barry White

Features for after Doin' It:
-- Built in massage
-- 32-inch flatscreen TV

With a price of $55,000, you'd think Hollandia International would provide a lady or two with your purchase.