Nine sexy punk girls recently competed for the crown in the "Hooker Beauty Pageant." However, none of the girls are actual hookers -- just "metaphorical" ones.

Confused? "'Hooker,' to me is, like, just amazing, talented, strong women," says artist Natalia Fabia, aka Captain Hooker, who's the mind behind the show. "I feel like everyone's a hooker. Everyone's working for money. I think pageants now are just totally retarded -- and mine is going to be totally retarded, but in a good way."