For only $240 (just a little more than half the price of an iPhone), you can get the power to tell the iPhone to shut up, with the Personal Cellphone Jammer.

Cleverly disguised as a cell phone, the T-1000 will silence every cell within ten feet for over an hour. It's great if you're on the train or at the supermarket, terrible if your girlfriend is trying to call her friends to arrange a naked tickle party for your birthday.

If you buy the Jammer, Techgadgetz reassures you with an iron-clad guarantee from the nation of New Zealand: New Zealand is a beautiful country and has some of the strongest privacy laws in the world. (Not to mention the most Hobbit-stalkers per capita.)

Is there a connection between a country's beauty and privacy laws? Does that mean that you should go there after the U.S. Feds bust you for using the T-1000, since it's illegal to jam telephone signals in America?