After Pope Benedict XVI stopped in New York over the weekend to speak at the U.N. and hold an enormous mass at Yankee Stadium, there are plenty of people around the city feeling blissed out by papal beneficence. However, the pope isn't the only reason New Yorkers are seeing religious portents these days. Staff and patients of St. John's Queens Hospital are also rolling holy over another recent sign from above: a hospital tile water stain above the bed in room 232 that looks strikingly (or at least vaguely) like the face of Jesus Christ.
"I was freaking out," Junior Rodriguez, a cabbie who first saw the image above his hospital bed, said to the New York Post. "There was Jesus, looking down on me."
Hospital staff have reportedly agreed with Rodriguez's assessment, and have taken to calling 232 the "Jesus room."
An anonymous blog post on Crowncitee.com (seemingly by Rodriguez, based on the information given) outlines a dispute over who will now get to keep the blessed ceiling tile. The blogger believes it's his, but administrators claim it's hospital property.
Questions raised: If this is really a sign from above, why would Jesus pick a ceiling tile to spread the word? Look closely at that bearded visage: Couldn't this also be a portentous omen from the ghost of Jerry Garcia?
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Tuesday 22 April
By jandb1215
youve got to be kidding me.......friggin people will believe anything........gimme a break you religious nutjobs
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Wednesday 23 April
By GS
Do believe your loved ones went to heaven?
Tuesday 13 May
By Bob
Do you think he gives a flying sh*t? It's a water stain with 2 dots, for god's sake (note the irony) next time it'll be "OMG DOOD!!! LOOK AT THAT DOG!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE COMMON STEREOTYPICAL PORTRAYAL OF GOD!!!!" (again note yet more irony)
It's a water, stain, besides, I'm an atheist, and I'll tell you exactly what being dead is like.
Remember before you were born? Exactly
I wish god were real, I really do, I'd even go to hell, but at least I could THINK. (oh by the way the universe ends in 100 trillion years anyway)
Tuesday 22 April
By Brenda
I think these people did way to many drugs when they were younger!!!
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Tuesday 22 April
By Kambre Jones
Dude this is stupid no one knows what Jesus looks like and its a water stain, and oh my goodness you have to sit there and stare at it for 5 minutes before you relize what it really is supposed to be
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Tuesday 22 April
By mikectnyc
Right on JandB. Lets just say that Jesus is revealing himself through water stains, uh ok, well then.... can't wait for the next revelation! Maybe someone's fart will sound like "amen"...
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Tuesday 22 April
By Blanche
My farts don't sound like "Amen" but I use that word sometimes when I have constipation. I would ask, "Who gives a crap?" about the watery ceiling except a plumber, but unfortunately, way too many people believe in this garbage, way too many people spend their money in the churches thinking they are paying for their way into Heaven, and WAY TOO MANY of those same religious zealots voted Bush into office because of it! How fitting that he would invite that fakir Pope to the U.S. to tour when he is in a religious war with the Muslim world.
Tuesday 22 April
By lincolncar
How do we know what Jesus looked like?
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Wednesday 23 April
By Ronan McGeady
Um, Blanche, the Pope was vehemently against the war in Iraq when he spoke with President Bush. And we do have an idea of what Jesus probably looked like based on lierature (other than the Bible) and artifacts such as the Shroud of Turin. I am a Democrat and I think President Bush is a blood thirsty, war mongering, bigot, but I am also a devoout Catholic. And it is possible to be a Christian and not be crazy or support maniacal leaders. In fact, many ideals of the democratic party line up with Catholic social teaching. The majority of Dems are against the death penalty, support immigrants and their right to live in America, are for workers' rights (Pope Leo XIII did more for Unions than anyone other than Hoffa), and support government funded programs to aid the poor and disabled. All of these are in agreement with the Catholic Church.
Wednesday 23 April
By matt
Jesus looked just like a water stain, duh!
Tuesday 22 April
By LauraNJ08857
somebody's smokin crack
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Tuesday 22 April
By mike
Right on JandB. Let's say that Jesus IS revealing himself through a water stain.... um ok... Can't wait for the NEXT revelation! Maybe someone's fart will sound like "amen"...
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Sunday 27 April
By LauraNJ08857
I've got nothing against God.
It's his fan club I can't stand
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Tuesday 22 April
By jandb1215
its like they are brainwashed into believing anything.......today a water stain.....tomorrow someones bagel will look like Jesus and thousands will come and worship a piece of bread
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Wednesday 23 April
By Ed
Heh...Bagel...Jesus...heh hehee...Jews for Jayzus, right?
Tuesday 22 April
By Margaret
Perhaps it is better in person. Looking at the photo - it looks like just a water stain with no resemblance to anything.
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Tuesday 22 April
By Gordon
I dont think it looks like Jesus, it looks like a retarted lumberjack. But i guess if you were high off weed for a couple of hours it would look like Jesus
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Tuesday 22 April
By Engelun
I guess I can't see the same image as he sees.
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Tuesday 22 April
By gao6yen
Hey, how do they know it is not just the face of Ezra of Jerusalem, 2nd century pawn shop owner? Later he moved to Hebron and open the first Jewish self-service furniture mart. He was pretty well known around them parts.
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Tuesday 22 April
By jandb1215
if we were high on weed we would be talking to the stain......looking for a miracle
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