A Hollywood bar fight needs a few basic ingredients: A good insult or challenge, then a moment of silence (so the whole bar knows what's about to happen), and then the descent into chaos. Stools thrown, bottles broken, etc.

When done properly, these bar fights can be things of beauty. This scene from "The Boondock Saints" is a classic example -- and there are several more waiting.

But remember, this is just Hollywood. For actual advice, consult ultimate fighter Chuck Liddell, a true master. And if we've missed any classics let us know in the comments.