Well, it was bound to happen eventually. The year's top hooker-related news story, the Eliot Spitzer scandal, has been turned into a porn film.

And the title? "Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story."

Perfect.

Mike Horner, who filmed his first porn scene in 1978 and recently starred as Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX" plays Eliot-ness, aka "client 69."

Like every other guy in America, we were obsessed with Ashley Dupré when this story broke. (Not quite so with the less enticing second hooker.) But we thought we had finally gotten over our obsession. This movie should help ease the comedown...in a manner of speaking.

Check out this (safe for the office) trailer ...