What elementary school student hasn't wanted to pound the crap out of his teacher at some point or another?

Such pent-up anger leads to passive-aggressive rock anthems like Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" or countless hours in the time-out corner.

For second-grader Deshawn Williams, this rage led to getting arrested on felony battery charges.

When a classroom argument over crayons escalated, Williams began throwing desks and punches. (Oh, yeah!) After a few of these jabs connected with his teacher, police were called in. (Oh no!)

Although the 70-pounder denies delivering anything but body blows to the teacher, police confirm that she suffered facial bruising. The boy's grandmother, Dorthy Williams, confirmed that her grandson "gets very upset and loves to hit." (Thanks a lot, Grandma.)

Mrs. Williams added that if the teacher wasn't able to handle her whirling dervish of a progeny "she shouldn't be in that line of work."

So, that's where Deshawn gets his feisty attitude from.