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ThinkGeek is shipping the now over-hyped (oops, we mean "legendary") Optimus Maximus keyboard ($1,500).

Yes, that's two zeros.

But can its massive computing power compare with MySpace Hottie Dream Kelly?

Which high-powered unit would you rather be keystroking?

Read our comparison after the jump, and tell us how you would vote.




Optimus Maximus
Pro: Sounds like the name of a Transformer,
Con: Approximately 100 times more expensive than a normal keyboard.
Pro: Futuristic keyboard has 113 screens -- one on each key; key sets can recognize functions of programs as they are launched.
Con: You'll have all sorts of new repetitive-stress injuries, and terrible eyesight from the tiny screens.

Dream Kelly
Pro: Her current schedule includes Playboy Golf and a Bubble Party. We don't know what that is, but we want an invite.
Con: Is half-French, half-Irish -- you'll be buying wine and beer.
Pro: Her personal website includes sections on "being naughty" and "my new vibrator."
Con: Dream Kelly says she "never dates." This might be a problem if you wanted to, uh, try to go out with her.