You might not realize it, but bloggers are often forced to do drug tests, to make sure we aren't overdoing it on performance enhancers such as that oft-fatal combo of Coke and Pop-Rocks.

With the Whizzinator from Detoxforless we can protect our livelihood and muse, but not sacrifice productivity.

For $155, you'll have all the equipment you need to pass any drug test, even if the boss is watching (and if he is watching you drop trou, you should worry).

The Whizzinator comes with the Quick Fix synthetic urine kit -- you can inject the fake urine into the prosthetic member (available in white, black, or Latino), and you'll be ready to go.

The kit comes with a 200 percent money-back guarantee, which should help out when you lose that job and with any resulting legal costs.