Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris have circled each other like tigers for far too long. Finally, recent events have thrown them into direct confrontation: The book "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human" will now be competing for toilet tank space with "Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal."

Numbers will determine which read is the better sell, critics will determine which is better art, but we will determine whether Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris would win in a fist fight.

See our stats and vote for a winner after the jump.



Steven Seagal

Strengths: Steven is a seventh-dan black belt in Aikido, which sounds intense until you find out that Aikido was developed as a way to defend yourself without hurting the person attacking you.

Weaknesses: Steven Seagal has three weaknesses: his hair, his acting, and his music.

Special Abilities: Seagal is not just an environmental activist, but also an animal lover with a host of pets from shelters that will come to his defense, as well as his "dawg," DMX.

Chuck Norris

Strengths: Chuck Norris a legitimate all-around martial arts champion who retired with 65 wins and only 2 losses. He was once named Fighter of the Year by Black Belt Magazine. Also we've been told that behind his beard is another fist.

Weaknesses: Chuck Norris has no known weaknesses.

Special Abilities: The ability to enhance Republican presidential campaigns.

Winner: Chuck Norris, no question about it.

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