When you're drunk and want to eat something hot that'll be ready in one-and-a-half minutes, your choices are basically limited to a frozen burrito or a warmed-up Pop Tart.

We tend to opt for the heartier fare, but when you're bleary-eyed it can be hard to be discerning. That's why you should take note (possibly on the back of your hand) of our frozen burrito reviews.

You'll thank us later.

Probably around 3 a.m.