Not sure how to tell your favorite lady what's really on your mind? Blighty's China Vagina Collection offers six different designs inspired by the furburger, including The World Is Her Oyster (pictured at left) and, with the subtlety of a kick to the groin, The Orgasm. They'll go perfectly with your Georgia O'Keefe paintings.

Each plate is available online from Blighty for $140, and comes with its own "inspirational" notion, such as:

"Celebrity can be achieved using sexuality. Release a private video for the internet. That's the way to do it. That's aspiration. That's the way to the top. 'Oh no my video has appeared on the internet!'. 'How terrible I am so ashamed, what if my Mum sees it?' I will buy her a house with the money I make from appearing in lads mags, that's what I will do."