Behold, the strangest products infused with bacon.
The Most Bizarre Bacon Products Ever
Bacon Bra
This bra isn't quite as sexy as it should be. Maybe there can be too much of a good thing.
Bacon Pop
Walking around town sucking on a cold slice of bacon is as uncouth as it is delicious. (Trust us, we know.) But stick a bacon pop in your mouth and you get the same savory flavor without offending polite society.
Bacon Spray
If you have an addiction to bacon the way Elvis did, there's only one cure: the "Bacon Spray" inhaler.
Bacon Martini
After years of fruity feminization, it's time the martini became a man's drink once again, with the addition of pig skin (or some other part thereof).
Bacon Breath Mints
If you want to impress the ladies (or at least their chihuahuas), a mouthful of bacon breath mints will definitely do the trick.
Bacon Cup
Move over tortilla bowl, there's a new piece of edible flatware on the block. It won't be long until Lil Jon exchanges his diamond-encrusted pimp cup for this decadently succulent receptacle: the bacon-encrusted bacon cup.
Bacon Air Freshener
We're not sure about this one: If you want your place to smell of bacon (and who wouldn't?), why not just fry up a slab and get the added bonus of a yummy snack? That being said, this product would be good for messing with vegetarians or hungry dieters.
Bacon Salt
Like traditional salt, bacon salt brings out the flavor in a dish. Unlike traditional salt, the flavor will always be bacon.
Bacon Ice Cream
The only way this could be less kosher is if it was soaked in blood.
Gummy Bacon
We're not sure if this tastes like bacon (like gummy cola tastes like cola), or tastes like gummy (like gummy worms taste like gummy). We're hoping it tastes like bacon.
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Monday 12 May
By kim
How is the salad bowl weird? People put bacon in their salad all the time.
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Monday 12 May
By jamie
Some weirdo with a bacon fetish wraps bacon around her mammaries and Mr.Talor calls it a bacon product?
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Monday 12 May
By matt
Did they get the form of address 'ma'am' from the word mammary?
Monday 12 May
By hunter
Who are you kidding, if you are not gay you would eat it
Monday 12 May
By Rachel
I bought the bacon mints in Ca (they had free samples and I tried one). I doubt I will ever open them. I more bought it for the novelty of it.
The bacon mint experience was truly bizzarre. It did tase like a bacon flavored mint.
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Monday 12 May
By Julie Voogoo
watch our videos
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Monday 12 May
By rose
Rather than always showing a female wrapped in bacon how about a hot looking guy wearing nothing but a jock strap made out of bacon? no bacon bits there... i see some nice juicy pork butt !
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Tuesday 13 May
By freddie
that is so sick exept the salad bowl looks good .
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Tuesday 13 May
By Judy
Bacon can be very beneficial, If you ever have a dog that is bitten by a rattle snake, give a shot of penicillen and cook off a package of bacon and let cool to warm pour into your dogs bowl grease and all, and provide plenty of water. Usually the dog will gobble this up and drink a lot of water, and by the next morning should be running around. Skip the martini.
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Tuesday 13 May
By Hallie
Is anyone else weirded out by the happy cartoon pigs advertising the bacon products?
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Tuesday 13 May
By ms.r
its a anti peta prott oink
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Tuesday 13 May
By Dave in NYC
The gummy bacon link says that it's "Strawberry Flavored"
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Wednesday 14 May
By Sierra
I've had it. It is, indeed, strawberry flavored. More's the pity; I think tasting like bacon would have been a huge improvement.
Wednesday 14 May
By jim
I like bacon as much as the next guy....but come on
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Wednesday 14 May
By John
Not Cool
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Wednesday 14 May
By sharptailguy
I like my bacon chewy!!!
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Wednesday 14 May
By MerrileeC
This is truly disgusting. However, the Nazis were very creative in their use of "bi-products", i.e. lamp shades, soap. In my opinion, the use of animals and animal bi-products is no different.
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Wednesday 14 May
By wild bill
women are so desperate to find love they settle for cheap sex to try and fullfill their heart,and i guess the odd ball men who would be lured in by this tactic would be considered "pigs" by women...!
it's hard to be a man these days when the women are so flaky and retarded and when relationships do need to go to a judge...it's usually the woman who wins..!
so ,as far as i am comcerned any woman i date is going to behave ,or leave.
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Wednesday 14 May
By wild bill
wel maybe the female could be slim and have a great income and not act like she only gives it up to "god"...and i think then she should have no trouble luring a man to her lair.
our countries advertisers do all kinds of comedy advertising and they spend $$$$$$ to get people to buy their products,sex/love has sold more products than you can imagine.
but you never see these companies lowering their prices so people can actually afford to buy...
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Wednesday 14 May
By Jock
Pork is a good Muslim Remover
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