Obviously, a Starship Enterprise bong isn't good enough for the teenagers of Houston. Three Houston stoners recently admitted to decapitating the remains of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, in order to smoke dope out of his skull.

One of the troubled threesome, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., fessed up to the crime while being questioned in a separate burglary investigation. He evidently tried to lead police off the trail by bringing up the other crime (which he perhaps didn't realize was also serious).

One of the other teens, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, "regurgitated on his plate of food" when asked about the incident, according to a police officer. The third skull-smoker hasn't been named by police because he is a minor.

Jones confessed to digging up the casket with his friends and severing the corpse's head with a garden tool. The three later took the head home and smoked marijuana out of it. They're all charged with abuse of a corpse.

Questions raised:
What the hell is wrong with the youth of today? Also, what's the weirdest thing you've turned into a bong?