Women always seem to rank a sense of humor near the top of the list of attributes they find attractive. This maxim is regularly supported by the funny but unfortunate-looking guys who land model types.But knock-knock jokes aren't helping anybody knock boots. Instead, it takes a concoction of humor and arrogance, claims seduction-advice writer David DeAngelo.
In a column for SoSuave.com, DeAngelo writes:
"I believe that when a man is Cocky & Funny, he triggers a primal response inside of women that creates an instant emotional Attraction."
He goes on to give these directions:
"1. Take an arrogant comment.
2. Add humor to make it funny.
3. Feel free to use this combination when poking fun at the woman you're dealing with."
Do you think cocksure humor works on women? Answer our poll and leave a wiseass comment after the jump.While making fun of a woman you're attempting to bed may seem like a surefire way to wake up alone, DeAngelo claims the following are foolproof examples of how to a seduce by being "Cocky & Funny":
"Let's say you're walking down the street with a woman and she says 'Wow, I really like those shoes in the window' and you answer 'You would.'
Here's another one:
Let's say you're talking to a woman who's wearing a pair of shoes with four inch heels, and you say 'So what, are you about four feet tall without the shoes?'"
Apparently DeAngelo's material consists of snappy shoe remarks, but you get the point. He goes on to say that this approach demonstrates confidence, comfort, intelligence and a sense of humor. What do you think?















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Tuesday 13 May
By GLORIA
IT WORKS.......I'M IN A BAR.......GOOD LOOKING HUNK NEXT TO ME SAYS... "DAMN, YOU GOT A BIG NOSE"........I SAYS RIGHT BACK..."DAMN, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH"
5 YEARS OF WILD SEX FOLLOWED!!
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Thursday 29 May
By steve
is that the BEST that guy could come up with bout the shoe comments? you would? only thing remotely humorous bout that.. is how pathetic it was...
Let's say you're walking down the street with a woman and she says 'Wow, I really like those shoes in the window' and you answer 'You would.'
how bout.. id LOVE to see them on your feet.. followed by an encore performance next to my bed.
Let's say you're talking to a woman who's wearing a pair of shoes with four inch heels, and you say 'So what, are you about four feet tall without the shoes?'"
how bout.. what time do you go on stage.. and wheres the atm.
i think those are better could be wrong.. but if its one thing i know.. is how to piss women off.. and make them laugh at the same time.
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Thursday 17 July
By DeNiro
Arrogant humor will attract women more than about anything else I can think of. Plainly it works. Obviously there is more to it than just humor. You need to be able to make a connection with a woman. However, its a million times better than what every other guy uses.
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Sunday 03 August
By Sebastian
I have to agree. I would in no way think of myself as attractive or very desirable but I have a quick, if not sometimes almost worth of getting slapped sense of humor. It has always worked and some of my good friends have always been a little jelous of my current girlfriend and the women i've been with in the past. Its about being confident with yourself and your sense of humor.
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