It's practically summer, and barbecue season will soon be upon us. The super-enthusiastic griller has to think about ways to impress the neighbors, since that barbecued pizza recipe flopped last year.

His time has come, with Firebox's BBQ Sword. Designed with a handle that would make d'Artagnan jealous, the sword has a two-pronged fork to spear the toughest of meats, and the hand shield will protect you from the dripping grease that would otherwise burn you because you're too lazy to trim the fat off your steak.

Sure it costs $30, but consider that it comes with a mask.

And can you really imagine grilling this year without a Zorro-style mask?

[Via Uncrate]