Has your favorite alpha male been feeling a little neutered by the iPhone's media prowess?

Luckily for him, BlackBerry has just announced the BlackBerry 9000, aka the BlackBerry Bold. It still isn't quite as cool as an iPhone, but it lets guys think so as they're eschewing family and friends while twiddling their thumbs with their faces pointed permanently crotchward.

Our friends at 23/6 offer the first peek at (and some wiseass thoughts about) the product that will soon be making sure you never, EVER miss out on those spam e-mails.

First Preview of the BlackBerry Bold