Deep within the human psyche lies an innate desire to gawk at photos of celebrities looking just as unglamorous as regular people. It's even rumored that an early draft of Darwin's "The Origin of Species" included a shot of a hungover Mary Todd Lincoln wearing sweatpants coming out of the Starbucks on Melrose.
In keeping with this instinct, Asylum presents a gallery of beauties looking goofy. Like Darwin's editor, we also decided to cut the first lady out.
Goofy Beauties
Amy Smart is more than happy to show what she'd look like with a second chin.
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Model Erin Axtell does not realize that foundation makes lame war paint.
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Looks like no one has showed model Agyness Deyn how to use a straw.
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It's very seldom that Angelina Jolie doesn't ooze sexuality. This is one of those times.
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This model at Kitten Fashion Week Fall 2007 would rather lick than purr.
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This model is doing her best Billy Idol impression.
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Lindsay Lohan whistles while she works
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Don't fret, Beyonce. The ninja turtles are on their way to protect you from the Shredder.
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It's not entirely clear whether Rachel Bilson is puckering up or smelling her upper lip. It's probably a little of both.
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Amy Adams may have played a princess in "Enchanted," but here she looks like the village lunatic.
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Saturday 17 May
By zandurian
Angelina still looks hot in that shot.
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Friday 20 June
By Marilee
I would love to look as "silly" as Angelina looks in that photo. She looks beautiful no matter what she does......
Saturday 17 May
By zandurian
Juliette Lewis has never been a beauty. That is her normal face.
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Saturday 17 May
By Mistrcoffe
Anyone can have an instant frozen in a pic that looks like something gone terribly wrong. Just forming words when broken down and immortalized can look rediculous.
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Saturday 17 May
By E
This is absolutely one of the most inane things (and they are legion..) on AOL that I've ever seen!!..What? are you people 12?...making faces?...what next, oh God no, they cough or sneeze or even gasp, sleep...? Get a life....
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Monday 19 May
By SiekenKyoshiro
I agree wholeheartedly.
Saturday 17 May
By May
oh..... I feel prettier now. :)
♥
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Saturday 17 May
By guy
elisha cuthburt is with bubbles from trailer park boys!!! hes in the movie on the poster behind them
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Saturday 17 May
By mommmmm
Dumb, useless article. Publish something with some substance. It amazes me that people get paid to do this crap. Incredible.
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Saturday 17 May
By Rita
loved your most memorable pinups ..you had them all ,,a few missing but that is ok no one is perfect...
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Saturday 17 May
By Rita
loved your most memorable pinups ...You had most of them a few missing but mo one is perfect
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Saturday 17 May
By ashley
I agree. You people need to find something a little more interesting than stupid articles like this. It amazes me that people can make a fortune writing about crap like this, while the rest of us are busting our behinds just trying to scrape by.
Saturday 17 May
By mark silverman
Oh my GOD!! Pretty girls can ACTUALLY MAKE DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS!!! I have never seen anything like it! My GOD! Mandy Moor is squinting!! I am so SHOCKED!!! Another pointless dumb article. Bring back the Jessica Simpson pizza story. She did an ad for Pizza Hut, then said in an interview that she doesn't like cheese!! My GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
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Saturday 17 May
By dave
If you keep snapping picture after picture, you are bound to get shot's of these so called star's with there eye's half closed,,,, and then when you get those pics, you can put the Headline next to it, saying, STAR IS DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND.
THIS CRAP GET'S SO VERY ANNOYING.
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Saturday 17 May
By Nat
Useless. Pointless. I regret ever clicking here.
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Saturday 17 May
By dawn
well guess i am glad i read all the comments, sounds like there is no need for me to read the article. lol
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Sunday 18 May
By Mike
But you have to admit, Kellie Pickler's Picture is Fun and Funny, or it wouldn't stay on here so much. Beautiful even when having fun on camera
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Sunday 18 May
By Tara
I still cannot believe that the world hasn't yet realized that famous people are just that - PEOPLE. They have ugly days, pretty days, fat days, skinny days, etc. just like the rest of us. They are not 'above' the rest of us just because they have abundant amounts of money and hired hands to put on their makeup and do their hair. They are regular human beings. Once everyone realizes this, our world will be a lot better off and will stop reporting ridiculous stories like this and focus on the real issues/problems facing our world.
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Sunday 18 May
By Angleonearth
Half the people the featured are not even beautiful?? I don't understand? Some are but over half of them are not beautiful. They are beautifully "made up" perhaps. Lots of make up and 100 dollar wigs and hairstyles. Plllleassse. I wish these articles would stop over exaggerating some of these celebrities beauty. Some of them are just not "beautiful" well they are beautiful to some people, but I don't get it with most of these celebrities. Some are just cheerleader cute certainly not "beautiful" Halle Berry still looks beautiful in her pic. They are normal. give me a break.
Saturday 14 June
By Maya
I totally agree!
My mind can't comprehend the 'celebrity worship' mentality. These so called well known people shit out of an asshole like the not so well known.
To write that 'they' are like 'regular' people is beyond stupid, just ignorant, so moranic!
Wow, imagine the Jolie Pitts are actually flesh like most of us here, gosh I'll never get over that, LMAO!!!!