Combine her adoration for Fluffy, her respect for a guy in a white coat, throw in an advanced education, and the result is a stud she'll want to see again and again.

"Women love animals," reminds Argov. "The appeal of the veterinarian is the guy-with-the-puppy trick."

Bonus points for lifesaving theatrics when Rugby comes in with heartworm; minus points for a taxidermy collection in the waiting room.