The man with the hair scissors epitomizes what women want from a guy: listening skills, sensitivity to her desire to look beautiful and the capability to send chills down her body with a gentle touch to her scalp.

OK, so he's often uninterested in the fairer sex, but that makes a straight hairdresser (such as Sandler's oh-so-studly Zohan) all the more desirable -- an exotic specimen of manhood in a garden of femininity. Her regular schedule of appointments won't hurt his chances, either.

"You don't pick up on a woman the first time you meet her without the risk of offending her," says Argov. "The key for a pickup is to have multiple opportunities to see each other where you can be more subtle."