Food Bras -- All too often, edible underwear is only good for an embarrassing bachelorette party gift (or a reason for Diablo Cody to take a picture of herself). And any young groom can tell you, edible lingerie generally tastes like Robitussin-flavored gummi candy.

Thankfully, the gourmands of the world have created bras using ingredients from every corner of your icebox (even the crisper). Finally, there's a cornucopia of tasty foodstuffs to accompany your favorite mouthwatering mammaries.

Food Bras: Delicious Decolletage, Edible Underwear

    Pumpkin Bra
    This Pumpkin Bra is nature's D-cup. (Acorn squash available for the more modestly endowed.)

    World's Sweetest Bra
    Who knew that the same tasteless, rock-hard sugar nuggets that went into creating the necklaces of our youth are also used for sexy novelty wear? This bra may remind her of a bikini top, but keep her out of the pool unless you want a soggy, pastel mess to clean up.

    Miso Soup and Rice Bra
    The Miso Soup and Rice bra, for the man who's tired of dilly-dallying around with little girly candies and wants some actual sustenance from his lady's bosom.

    Sweet Tooth Bra
    While this may seem like the best thing for your girlfriend to wear to a movie, you may wind up ignoring the screen with your face buried in her chest. Of course, if you're lucky, you might find a stray piece of popcorn in there.

    Barbecue Bra
    Nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than fire up the grill and invite your friends over for a Brabecue!

    Cheese Bra
    The Cheese Bra is perfect for Green Bay Packers fans with too much dignity to wear the Cheesehead.

    Coconut Bra
    Like a tasteful string of pearls, the Coconut Bra is a timeless classic. Let it lull you to sleep like lapping waves on the shore while Mary Ann and Ginger fan you with palm fronds.

    Gummy Bra
    We have a musical refrain for this one, inspired by the theme of the "Gummi Bears" cartoon: Gummy Bra/ Bouncing here and there and everywhere/ High adventure that's beyond compare/ This is the Gummy Bra.

    Chocolate Bra
    These 100 percent chocolate bras are specially hardened to keep them from melting against the skin. Of course, when you see your lady's "Mounds" encased in chocolate something else might harden as well. (Sorry we went there, but we had to.)

    Marshmallow Bra
    Where do you put the Graham Crackers for the S'Mores? (Please do not actually roast while girl is inside.)