(Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)

A lost parrot that was rescued by police and transferred to a veterinary hospital told caretakers his owner's name and address, allowing the bird to be returned.

"I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the African Grey blurted out to a veterinarian, according to Tokyo police. The bird went on to reveal the Nakamura family's home address. Miraculously, it was even able to provide the street number.

Yosuke's owners say they spent nearly two years teaching the parrot its name and address.

Perhaps we should've tried that instead of teaching our long lost parrot to recite lines from "Teen Wolf."


Maybe that parrot got lost trying to make it to "MILF Island" ...



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