Wedding season is coming rapidly, and for many grooms it's time to think about whether to buy or rent a tuxedo. As we are already big fans of bacon, we're proud to report on the stylish, affordable bacon-print tux for only $100. Appropriate for:
Weddings -- The presence of bacon traditionally suggests, "May your future home be filled with Egg McMuffins."
Funerals -- Unless, of course, the deceased died from cardiac arrest.
Bar Mitzvahs -- OK, maybe not.
The tuxedo comes in four different sizes, and is made from chemically treated latex, so you'd better not be allergic ... to looking fabulous, that is.
The best part:
Somehow, the geniuses at Archie McPhee have imbued the tuxedo with the smell of bacon.
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