We know what it's like to fall in love with a car, and we have nothing at all against a little steamy-window sex in the backseat of a '67 Chevy -- as long as you're with someone else. Edward Smith, on the other hand, currently "lives with" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla whom he calls his "girlfriend."
Smith, a self-professed "romantic," writes poems about his cars, and says he first had sex with a car at the age of 15. Since then, he says he's only been attracted to autos, not humans.
Smith has several other cars besides Vanilla -- including a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger -- but he says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."
So one question certainly begs to be asked of all this love-making: How does one "have sex with" a car? Is it all about the tailpipe? Is he burrowing a hole in the back seat? It's unclear from the Telegraph article that profiles him, but his tone seems to imply that there's something kinky happening here: He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
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Wednesday 28 May
By Brad Hart
Mechaphilia is a new one on me. I prefer leggy red heads and petite blond women, some guys prefer other dudes, so if this is what he gets off to I guess it is a lot better than little kids...
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Wednesday 28 May
By Kyle
Seriously, the Telegraph has run out of things to write. Just read an article about a woman who claims to be married to the Berlin Wall...WTF?
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Wednesday 28 May
By Daniel Larsson
Hey, good for him! So many sick bastards out there hurting actual living beings that humping a metal creation actually sounds kinda cute!
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Wednesday 28 May
By none
You got to give the guy props for telling everyone. wow
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Wednesday 28 May
By ven
wtf?! whats wrong with these F@#%ing people. The article about the woman who's married to the Berlin wall?! and now this guy who's suppose to be F@#%ing cars?! they are all insane!!! and f@#% me for reading them.
Wednesday 28 May
By drew
they did a parody of this on comedy central a few months ago
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Wednesday 28 May
By Danny Thornton
OK, so I have seen a lot of freaky things in my time. Sex with a car has to take it all. It just does not make sense as to where you stick it.
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Monday 02 June
By Wyndraven
Wow - I will never watch 'Airwolf' the same again.
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Saturday 06 February
By Allis Chalmers
Better to make love to a car than knock some woman up or give her an STD. I say good for him. Too much sexual promiscuity. You people who criticize this man need to do a little research on sexual orientation. He has a sexual orientation just like you heterosexuals, lesbians and gays and other folks with a different sexual desire. And there is a difference between orientation and lifestyle in which so many people are quick to tell gays.
I don't care what a person is in love with as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. And I don't see it as a sin either.
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