Look, no one wants to think too much about latching on a ball and chain. Strike that, no one who won't be wearing a wedding dress on their "special day" wants to focus too much on tying the noose knot.

However, if you're about to commit to someone for the rest of your life, look on the bright side: You get a lot of free stuff.

Our friends at The Frisky have put together their list of crazy wedding gifts and we want to waste no time in retaliating with our 15 awesomely stupid gifts.

Sure, you can go to Man Registry for options, but they don't really encompass the reality of marriage: Where are the sex toys?

Here are 15 suggestions you might want to add to your wish list.

Awesomely Stupid Wedding Gifts