Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

You can blame Sandler's way-too-loyal fanbase for this feature-length version of "The Chanukah Song." Combining his usual lowbrow humor with holiday sap, "Eight Crazy Nights" made holiday audiences long for the subtleties of "Home Alone 2." If nothing else, the film proved that animated Rob Schneider is at least slightly preferable to the genuine article.