It's safe to say that every woman in the country will be at the movies this weekend -- and you know what that means: fresh pickins! If you can't get a date amongst the sea of ladies in the "Sex and the City: The Movie" audience, there's no hope for you. Just don't use any of these terrible "Sex and the City" pick-up lines, or you'll be sipping cosmos at the bar alone all night.

Check our ours and submit your own:

"I'm the Samantha of my group: a gay man trapped in a woman's body."

"I love Mr. Big, too. They kicked the ass of every other '80s hair metal band."

"Baby, our sweet lovin' will be just like this movie -- 20 minutes too long and filled with terrible puns."

"Do you wash your Manolos with Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them."

"Is it hot in here, or am I going through menopause like Cynthia Nixon?"

"How 'bout we get outta here and go see that "Narnia" movie? I'll give you a tour of my magic wardrobe."

"You're fiercer than Jennifer Hudson in a Patricia Field outfit! (I think, I'm not exactly sure what that means.)"

"Did Meredith and McDreamy get together? Sorry, wrong chick thing I couldn't care less about."