At Asylum, we know that tailgating is a storied family tradition where, as a child, you watch everyone you know and love get inappropriately drunk. But as we get older, we start to question whether tailgating is limited to seeing Dad pass out in a pile of grilling refuse and crushed beer cans. In order to get outside of our dysfunctional family traditions, we want to know where exactly is the best place to tailgate.
Fortunately, Uncoached put together a list of the best college tailgating schools illustrated with pictures of hot coeds.
If you're going to enjoy the festivities at these schools, you might want to beef up your game. Here are some suggestions to improve your tailgating:
-- Get a really cool grill. We suggest one shaped like a dragon.
-- Hire a frat guy to play Jimmy Buffet songs on an acoustic guitar. Then make a game out of beating him senseless.
-- Make sure everyone wears the same color shirt. Only fascistic unity will ensure your team wins.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
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Thursday 05 June
By misanthropegirl
I was kind of ashamed when I added Semi-Pro to my Netflix. Now I feel vindicated!
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Friday 06 June
By Mat
As a recent Michigan State alum (recent as in a month ago), I can say that you need to take us off your list. Once upon a time ago tailgating here was boss, but it has been absolutely killed in the past few years by the administration. You can only start about 5 hours before kick off, where we can tailgate is extremely limited, drinking games are banned and, unless you're a rich alum who donates tens of thousands of dollars annually, the cops will bust your ass if they see an open beer bottle outside of the tiny designated zones
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