From the people who brought us the Wine Rack, comes an ingenious method to sneak in the suds: the Beerbelly. It's a bladder that holds up snugly to your belly, and can hold 80 ounces of your favorite beverage. Given the cost of beer at the local ball park ($9), if you snuck your own brew into Fenway Park, you'd pay for cost of the Beerbelly in three innings. For the Beerbelly itself, you'll pay $35. But if you upgrade to the deluxe package, you get the bladder and sling, plus a hot/cold pack and the special Beerbelly cleaner so that you can make sure this awesome accessory doesn't get funked out before the playoffs.
Of course, if you use the Beerbelly too often, you'll find that you have no place to fit it (unless you buy that muumuu).





























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Thursday 05 June
By misanthropegirl
This is clearly for people who would rather get drunk than laid.
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Thursday 05 June
By Rocksteady
Hey, I'm sure people have gotten laid while wearing one of those.
Thursday 05 June
By gxavier
but come on, that guy's hot - nobody would think he was really packing those extra beer pounds.
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Friday 06 June
By misanthropegirl
HA! You're right; that chiseled jaw doesn't really go with the beer belly.