If you're expecting to see the manly Grant Show and saucy Lana Parrilla doing disco dances on the back patio at a swinger's party, think again.

Though certainly not Elephant Man hideous, in reality swingers are not always the glamorous Hollywood crowd -- most are more or less average and almost forgettable.

Men looked like ex-military,mixed with a smattering of women who were either overweight or old. Looking at the party pics from the last get-together, they sort of looked like those Abu Ghraib photos filled with flabby, pale, naked bodies twisted together, emitting expressions of great pain, with a multitude of men covering each woman like a bee swarm on an infested beekeeper.