Rescue crews in Pennsylvania had to cut apart a portable potty to save a naked, drunk man who had somehow lodged himself inside the "holding tank."
According to authorities, the 31-year-old man got drunk, removed his clothes, got stuck inside the "potty," then called 911 on his cell phone. He was charged with public drunkenness and violating the health code.
While we appreciate this story, we are left with many, many questions: Isn't getting stuck inside the bottom of a porta-potty punishment enough? How did this man manage to cram himself naked into the holding tank but hang on to his cell phone? Did he go headfirst on purpose or was the seat up so that he accidentally fell in? Why couldn't he crawl back out?
You don't have to be a drunken fool to get naked. These ladies do it for a cause.
The only people more stupid than this guy are the guys who got these tattoos.
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Tuesday 10 June
By Alan
Now he's all set to run for Congress. Completly full of it!
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Tuesday 10 June
By Janie
Moments like this can have you laughing so hard, you may sh** your pants.
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Tuesday 10 June
By HARRY BALL
NOW THATS A SHETTY STORY !
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Tuesday 10 June
By HARRY BALL
NOW THATS A SHETTY STORY !
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Tuesday 10 June
By this is me
guess his life almost went down the crapper
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Tuesday 10 June
By michele
clearly, he dropped his phone in the toilet, took his clothes off to go get it, found the phone but got stuck. isn't it obvious? :)!
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Tuesday 10 June
By dick
Did they mention that this guy was a lifelong democrat?
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Tuesday 10 June
By G
He is a freak that was going to take pics on his phone and got stuck. What an idiot
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Tuesday 10 June
By HT
ONLY IN
AMERICA, NOWHERE ELSE BUT HERE
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Tuesday 10 June
By Little Dickie Dydoe
Did they mention that he was a lifelong democrat?
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Tuesday 10 June
By Joy
Our hard-earned taxpayer money at work. Did he really need to be "saved"? Sounds like we need saving from him!
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Tuesday 10 June
By shane
I believe he was waiting for unsupecting victums to take pics with his cell phone as they drop their goods.....happend before.
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Tuesday 10 June
By Carmen
Go to re=hab , straighten your life AND you will have a funny story to tell your grandchildren...
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Tuesday 10 June
By heidi
what an asshole, too bad they couldn't have left the drunken bum there
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Tuesday 10 June
By henry
don't worry people... he was just waiting for Larry Craig, except he was at the wronng place at the wrong time.
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Tuesday 10 June
By jan corbett
Did he come out, smelling like, a rose?
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Tuesday 10 June
By jbjg24m
just another a**hole!!
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Tuesday 10 June
By Eric
Id say the guy with the ROTC shirt on is next to do something stupid.
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Tuesday 10 June
By Buckwheat
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MONTEZUMAS REVENGE AND SHET ON HIM LOL !
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Tuesday 10 June
By lita
On Tuesday 10 June "dick" (appropriately named) says, "Did they mention that this guy was a lifelong democrat?"
I hear he fell in, trying to rescue a republican who stuck to the side--Larry Craig, maybe?
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