Rescue crews in Pennsylvania had to cut apart a portable potty to save a naked, drunk man who had somehow lodged himself inside the "holding tank."

According to authorities, the 31-year-old man got drunk, removed his clothes, got stuck inside the "potty," then called 911 on his cell phone. He was charged with public drunkenness and violating the health code.

While we appreciate this story, we are left with many, many questions: Isn't getting stuck inside the bottom of a porta-potty punishment enough? How did this man manage to cram himself naked into the holding tank but hang on to his cell phone? Did he go headfirst on purpose or was the seat up so that he accidentally fell in? Why couldn't he crawl back out?




You don't have to be a drunken fool to get naked. These ladies do it for a cause.



The only people more stupid than this guy are the guys who got these tattoos.