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We at Asylum are suckers for tradition. Last week, we featured an Uncoached article honoring the proud institution of college tailgate parties. It was supplemented by the institution of hot girls posing drunkenly for photos together. But reader Mat, a recent Michigan State alum, gave us the inside scoop on the sad decline of his school's tailgate parties in The Top Ten Tailgating Schools Illustrated with College Girls."Once upon a time ago tailgating here was boss, but it has been absolutely killed in the past few years by the administration. You can only start about 5 hours before kick-off, where we can tailgate is extremely limited, drinking games are banned and, unless you're a rich alum who donates tens of thousands of dollars annually, the cops will bust your ass if they see an open beer bottle outside of the tiny designated zones."
Please tell us the man hasn't eliminated hot drunk girls, too.
