Asylum is for all mankind, but that doesn't mean you can't read our site with your girl. Hell, pack some sandwiches and call it a date. Our favorite comment of the day comes from a couple, Dan and Jennifer, in The Truth about "Swingtown."

"Swinging house parties are certainly a representation of the swinging lifestyle, but be cautious basing your swinging perspective on any particular event. As with all 'non-swinger parties,' they are hosted by individuals, so all will be different from the others."

Using that analogy, we went looking for the swinger's party equivalent of a weekend at Mardi Gras but got stuck at an engagement party for that guy at the office with BO.