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According to our ironclad research, the reason why rich, ugly dudes shack up with babes isn't just because they're shallow cads who can only think with their "executive staff members."Genetically, these men are hoping that "hot chick" DNA will counteract their less desirable genetic makeup, resulting in better-looking offspring.
At least, that's the only theory we can come up with to explain all the hot babes born to dowdy dads.
To test this hypothesis, we've collected a gallery of photo evidence of the "hot girl, ugly dad" phenomenon. Decide for yourself how sizzling beauties like Ivanka Trump could really have sprung from the loins of men like "The Donald."
Is That Really Daddy
Jessica and Joe Simpson attend the
2006 MTV Movie Awards.
Kevin Mazur, WireImage.com
Bruce and Gwyneth Paltrow attend the 25th Toronto International Film Festival.
J. Vespa, WireImage.com
Sarah Burns and Ken Burns attend the 2007 Cannes Film Festival -- "The War" Cocktail Party on the Budweiser Big Eagle Yacht.
John Shearer, WireImage.com
Liv Tyler, Steven Tyler and Chelsea Tyler at the Disco Concert Cap Off Grand Opening of The Cove Atlantis.
Michael Caulfield, WireImage.com
Matthew Knowles and Solange Knowles during the 2008 Clive Davis pre-Grammy party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
Arnold Turner, WireImage.com
Vanessa Hudgens and Greg Hudgens celebrate Father's Day at the launch of Techno Source's Rubik's Revolution at Toys ''R'' Us Times Square.
G. Gershoff, WireImage.com
Donald and Ivanka Trump, cover model for Stuff Magazine's 2007 Fall Fashion Issue, attend the preview for the magazine at Trump Tower in New York City.
Brian Ach, WireImage.com
Chris Mara and Kate Mara at the Los Angeles premiere of Paramount Pictures' "Shooter".
E. Charbonneau, WireImage.com
Singer Lily Allen and father Keith Allen attend the AKVINTA GQ party for "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" at the Festival House, Villa Khayat during the 61st Cannes International Film Festival.
George Pimentel, WireImage.com
Legendary rock artist Ruby Mazur and daughter, actress Monet Mazur, at an exhibition for "Arts For Awareness."
Mike Guastella, WireImage.com
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Monday 16 June
By NoseKnows
Age notwithstanding, most of these young ladies look a LOT like their dads. There isn't one father daughter pair there that would make me think, "Huh?"...That said, a number of the daughters have had nose jobs--Angelina Jolie has had several--though it was her mother's nose and not her father's that she inherited, both Simpson girls, the Sorvinos got matching nose jobs, Paris Hilton has had a couple of nose refinements, Brooke Hogan, Gwen Stefani, Janet Jackson, Kate Hudson isn't pictured though she is mentioned in some of the commentary--she had a nose job to match mama Goldie's, and even Ivanka Trump--Could Ken Burns daughter look any MORE like him? The same goes for Steven Tyler's girls--the younger one looks like she was cast from the same mold. Ivanka actually resembles Dad a lot--with better hair mind you.
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Monday 16 June
By TERC
TERC
I agree with you
so low and disgusting to match up middle age people with there
FIXED up children and compare. So insulting for Father's day.
Gwyneth Father is dead and they compare this?
Wow, low low american
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Monday 16 June
By BEATRICE
Considering that a lot of these beautiful daughters are air brushed to make them look as they do I don't think it exactly fair to the dads.
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Monday 16 June
By Stacy
This is one of the most ridiculous items I have seen in a long time. First off, most of the fathers one here are not ugly; some like Donald Trump, actually were very attractive in their younger days. I think Mr. Hilton is actually better looking than his daughters. Do you see what Nicky Hilton looks like NOW? and what's Paris' nose going to look like in 20-30 years? Mr. Simpson isn't half-bad either. Second, I'm sure we've all seen two very attractive parents who have offspring that are hideous. Bruce Willis in his younger days was rather attractive and Demi Moore still looks good, and no offense, but they have 3 of the most unnatractive girls I've ever seen.It's a matter of genetics, true, but chance AND luck play a role also.
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Monday 16 June
By BEATRICE LaFluer
Keith Richards just happens to be a very handsome man. He looks so much like my husband.
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Monday 16 June
By Bet
She looks just like him. It's in the eyes and mouth, duh.
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Monday 16 June
By bob
1. MALE FEATURES ARE SOFTENED BY THE MOTHER'S FEATURES
2. LIKEWISE, FEMALE HORMONES MODERATE FATHER'S PHYSICAL FEATURES, AND
3. MANY OF THESE YOUNG LADIES HAVE HAD VERY EXTENSIVE "WORK" DONE WHICH HAS HAD GREAT EFFECT ON THEIR LOOKS (JANET JACKSON FOE EXAMPLE)
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Monday 16 June
By sjcat2
This is apples to oranges. Let's see pics of the dad the same age as the daughter - 0r better yet, how about pics of the daughters before they got their nose, boob and teeth jobs.
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Monday 16 June
By Ken
"Don't see Ivanka's beauty AT ALL?"
Run, don't walk, to the eye doctor!!! She's GORGEOUS!
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Monday 16 June
By RG
Another bs survey, half of those guys were good looking adding Matthew Knowles, Sidney Poiter and the guy whose daughter is in Shocker makes this just stupid.
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Monday 16 June
By CL
Some of those fathers were far from ugly in there youth. And are not un attractive for their ages. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some of the girls though not un attractive are not all that. At least one that I know of has had plastic surgeries, and what do they look like without make-up? Make up does wonders for many!
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Monday 16 June
By mwm
Usually, your humor features are interesting, witty, curious. Sorry, you missed the mark on this one. As a writer, I find it weak and doesn't work, never mind silly -- and a stretch.
Just for the record ... the cliche "rich and famous" also means the kiddies get the "benefit" of "plastic," braces, A-list hairdresses, designers, trainers. Who wouldn't be "a babe" as you put it, if they were chiseled (re-chiseled), "flaw"-corrected, lipo-ed, and regularly tuned-up?
Disappointingly yours,
"Ask Sadie" -- advice columnist, author asksadie@aol.com
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Monday 16 June
By Shannon
Okay, MOST of those guys aren't even ugly. Janet Jackson's dad was, but it looks like he just hasn't aged well.
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Monday 16 June
By tootsie
Why on earth is this a topic for discussion. There is genetic material from both parents in a child. There is also a possibility of adoption and last but not least with the way that the young (and old) girls are going in for plastic surgery, who can tell what anyone looks like. I find the topic and a lot of the posts that I read to be really mean and not necessary.
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Monday 16 June
By WB
Slow celebrity news day ?
This is your ode to fathers for Fathers day , questioning the legitimacy of their children ?
Most of these fathers are perfectly normal men who look fine for their age. Can we see pics of the fathers of the Asylum staff so we can insult them as well ?
Happy Fathers Day
WB
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Monday 16 June
By Eliabeth
UMMMM... having looked at the pictures, I think you were pretty loose on the definition of "ugly" dude and "hot" chics. In some cases the term dude and chic are barely even accurate.......
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Monday 16 June
By WB
Slow celebrity news day ?
This is your ode to fathers for Fathers day , questioning the legitimacy of their children ?
Most of these fathers are perfectly normal men who look fine for their age. Can we see pics of the fathers of the Asylum staff so we can insult them as well ?
Happy Fathers Day
WB
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Monday 16 June
By Carmen
This is a stupid presentation. The young people (naturally) look beautiful. The fathers are 30 or 40 years older. When they were young they were good looking also. There is no one more gorgeous than Sidney Poitier in his youth.
GET A LIFE PEOPLE (and look in the mirror at least once a day...
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Monday 16 June
By Kristy
What an incredibly rude, and inaccurate, "news articles." Many of these men are NOT ugly, and if you're going to picture them in their elder years, you're not being fair. No matter WHAT age the fathers are, however, you cannot claim Sidney Poitier is ugly. Then, now, or ever. Plus, to add "What does the milk man look like?" is simply rude and lacking in class.
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Monday 16 June
By JMB
Geez! David Cassidy was the hottest young guy in America (maybe the world) in the early 70's. Posters, stickers, etc. Jon Voight was a hot action actor. I'll bet Joe Simpson was a knockout 15 years ago. Without surgery this is what happens ... wake up, nobody looks as good at 65 as they did at 25.
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