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There are certain guys who wander around society seemingly calm and collected, until they snap and break someone's face. Bullz-Eye has a great list of the real-life and fictional characters you're going to want to avoid if you ever see them on the street, inspired by "The Incredible Hulk."
But while the Bullz-Eye list is good, we had a couple of our own suggestions of tough guys you really shouldn't tangle with:
-- Papa Smurf. He practices totalitarian rule over Smurf Village and there are at least 50 smurf children, but no one ever asks about Momma Smurf. Clearly, there is some dark, unspoken secret.
-- Ted Nugent. You should fear a man who hunts elk with a flaming bow and arrow in one hand while beating down PETA protesters with the other.
-- Dick Cheney. He shot his friend in the face with a shotgun; do you really think he'd pause a moment before rubbing you out?
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
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