Recently, we wondered how hot babe-age could spring from the loins of the Donald Trumps of the world. Today's Noble Prize goes to "Lester" for explaining it in Is that Babe Really Daddy's Girl?

"It's my firm belief that two mediocre to average looking people make the most attractive babies. My daughter is the best example. ... My theory makes me worry a little bit about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, and especially the new arrival from Cash Warren and Jessica Alba. Really gorgeous parents often equals kinda ugly offspring."

If this theory holds true, we're happy to hear that Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman have two daughters of legal age.