Up until now, the smells most often associated with lottery tickets have been "bouquet du old men in convenience store" or "whiff of dashed hopes."

That's all going to change on Monday, when the Colorado Lottery will begin selling lottery tickets that release an aroma when players scratch off the tickets' Latex play area. The three-dollar ducats will be available statewide and come in three varieties: Chocolate Crossword, Coffee Crossword and Crossword Bouquet. (What does a crossword smell like?)

Colorado Lottery scratch product manager Todd Greco says the chocolate and floral crossword tickets will have a special appeal for female players, but we say even the manliest man can enjoy decadent milk chocolate or a whiff of gardenias, especially if it means winnings that can be cashed in at the nearest gentleman's club.

See our suggestions for slogans for the new lottery tickets after the jump.

Crossword Bouquet: Stop and smell the huge piles of cash.

Coffee Crossword: The best part of waking up is having a friggin' million dollars in your cup.

Chocolate Crossword: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand, because you now have servants to handle your feedings.

If you have any snappy suggestions of your own, let us know.

What are you going to do with those winnings? How about buy some outrageously expensive toys from the '70s and '80s? Check out our galleries of '70s and '80s toys that now cost a mini-fortune (according to the pricing guides we consulted).

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Outrageously Overpriced Toys of the '80s (We Kinda Want)

Or how about a super-stylin' grill?

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