Up until now, the smells most often associated with lottery tickets have been "bouquet du old men in convenience store" or "whiff of dashed hopes." That's all going to change on Monday, when the Colorado Lottery will begin selling lottery tickets that release an aroma when players scratch off the tickets' Latex play area. The three-dollar ducats will be available statewide and come in three varieties: Chocolate Crossword, Coffee Crossword and Crossword Bouquet. (What does a crossword smell like?)
Colorado Lottery scratch product manager Todd Greco says the chocolate and floral crossword tickets will have a special appeal for female players, but we say even the manliest man can enjoy decadent milk chocolate or a whiff of gardenias, especially if it means winnings that can be cashed in at the nearest gentleman's club.
See our suggestions for slogans for the new lottery tickets after the jump.
Crossword Bouquet: Stop and smell the huge piles of cash.
Coffee Crossword: The best part of waking up is having a friggin' million dollars in your cup.
Chocolate Crossword: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand, because you now have servants to handle your feedings.
If you have any snappy suggestions of your own, let us know.
What are you going to do with those winnings? How about buy some outrageously expensive toys from the '70s and '80s? Check out our galleries of '70s and '80s toys that now cost a mini-fortune (according to the pricing guides we consulted).
Unbelievably Expensive Toys of the '70s (We Wish We Had)
Outrageously Overpriced Toys of the '80s (We Kinda Want)
Bizarre Grills to Cook Your Meat
Kamado
For the man that wants to cook his meat in a giant, decorative, clay vase.
The Meat Train
giant, There's blood on the tracks.
The Dragon Grill
This grill is THE must have for rich, eccentric meat loving nerds.
Baby Carriage Grill
Just don't accidentally put ababy in there.
The Gun Grill
So when the meat is donerich, does it shoot out the barrel?
Hampton Grills
Perfect for the man with three hands.
Car Grill
What is it about an engine that makes guys thinkI would like to eat meat off of that.
Keg-A-Que
If you are in college, or want to impress a girl who is,you might want to consider the Keg-A-Que.
The Motor Grill
Lubricate your meat motor with you BBQ sauce.
The Redneck Toilet
In the inevitable, "Mad Max" futureyou we'll all eat out of toilet grills.


























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Wednesday 18 June
By wchrebet80
its just like futurama when fry buys scratch 'n' sniff lottery tickets
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Wednesday 18 June
By User McUser
*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it"
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