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Putting an end to years of wondering and gym-shower peeking, a Web site devoted to penis size (NSFW) has released an official Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart.

It's unclear how scientifically this information was gathered, but the resulting chart is still pretty impressive. Just compare your length and girth measurement and find out whether your manhood would be described by the average woman as "ideal," "satisfying," "very satisfying but not ideal," "enjoyable" or, god forbid, "not satisfying."

Surprisingly, the owner of this site is "not a medical doctor," but just an ordinary man with a mission to ease the troubled minds of every man who has ever worried that his penis isn't large enough. No word on what you're supposed to do if the chart merely confirms your crippling junior-high insecurities. His highly scientific free Web text includes chapters on such topics as Testing Women's Reactions to Penis Size by Eye Pupil Testing and A Trick to Make Her Admit She Prefers a Larger Penis.

Full chart and interpretation after the jump. Be warned, the stats may seem a little kooky to anyone whose last girlfriend didn't nickname him "The Python." And never forget those ancient words of wisdom, "It's not the size of the wave. It's the motion of the ocean."



Interpretation from PenisSizeDebate.com (NSFW) :

-- At 5½ inches long by 7 inches around you will be enjoyable (too short but very thick).

-- At 8 inches long by 5 inches around you are again enjoyable but not satisfying (big in length but on the small side for girth).

-- At 7½ inches long by 6 inches around you are very satisfying but not ideal (big in length but just over average in girth).

-- At 6 long by 5½ around you are on the borderline of being enjoyable and satisfying. Many girls might not be satisfied.

-- At 5 inches long by 4½ around you are classified not satisfying.