Gisele Bündchen shocker: Before she started dating New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, she'd never seen a football and had no idea why the players were hitting each other.

She says the reason for this gap in worldly knowledge is because she's from Brazil. But we know what a Brazil nut looks like. Brazilian thong bikini? You betcha. Brazilian bikini wax? We've seen pictures.

We'll let Gisele slide on this on because, well, she's Gisele, and we still want to freely lust after her unencumbered by ill will.

The July issue of GQ has the Victoria's Secret model spillin' the beans on Brady, breakups and most importantly, her discovery of football.

Click to see video of Brazil's finest in all her glory.





Gisele Bundchen In All Her GQ Glory

    Gisele Bundchen spills the beans on Brady, wolves, and her discovery of the football.

    Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vindoodh Matadin / GQ

    "Look, I'm Brazilian. I had never seen a football before. . . I didn't understand why they were all hitting eachother. Now I do, but I didn't." -Gisele, GQ

    Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vindoodh Matadin / GQ

    "Tom Brady, definitely not too shabby. He's cute but if he has a girlfriend, he's gay to me."-Gisele, GQ

    Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vindoodh Matadin / GQ

    "People are unbelievable. The other day a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, 'I just want to check if-' This is all my hair, by the way." -Gisele, GQ

    Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vindoodh Matadin / GQ