Cutting More Than Cake, Wednesday's story about a wedding that turned into a giant brawl, brought out a lot of your wedding horror stories. But the Noble Prize goes to "Samantha" for this marital tale:

"At my wedding, the groom's sister and I got into a fight, which was followed by my now-husband telling her if she wasn't happy to just leave. Then the groom's grandfather became so upset, he had a heart attack. In the middle of the ceremony the ambulance showed up for grandpa and they actually stopped the ceremony. When this was occurring, my father and his side of the family got up and left. That's right -- half of my family gone! Then, as if that's not bad enough, when the guests went downstairs for the reception, a light had burned out and melted the ceiling causing a bunch of smoke and a horrible smell! It was the worst wedding ever, and we didn't even get a video!"

Poor Samantha. Clutch your Noble Prize to your bosom and let it soothe you like a special day with no heart attacks or electrical fires.

Awesomely Stupid Wedding Gifts for Guys

Look, no one wants to think too much about latching on a ball and chain. Strike that, no one who won't be wearing a wedding dress on their "special day" wants to focus too much on tying the noose knot.

However, if you're about to commit to someone for the rest of your life, look on the bright side: You get a lot of free stuff.

Our friends at The Frisky have put together their list of crazy wedding gifts and we want to waste no time in retaliating with our 15 awesomely stupid gifts.

Sure, you can go to Man Registry for options, but they don't really encompass the reality of marriage: Where are the sex toys?

Here are 15 suggestions you might want to add to your wish list.

Awesomely Stupid Wedding Gifts