For most of us, the idea of getting an enema isn't something we want to spend a lot of time celebrating. But the Russian city of Zheleznovodsk, in the Caucasus Mountain region, is known for its dozens of spas. And what better way to show pride in your heritage than by commissioning a $42,000 bronze monument to having water pumped into your rectum?Svetlana Avakina, the monument's sculptor, said she designed it with "irony and humor." The angels holding up the enema bulb are modeled on those in paintings by Italian Renaissance painter Alessandro Botticelli.
"This device is eternal, it will never change," she told the AP. "We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors."
Questions raised: Is there a worse symbol for civic pride than an enema? Where are all those little angels when we're constipated?
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Monday 23 June
By Ray
The most profound enema Russia ever got came from Marx and Lenin. Its effects will likely never be totally erased.
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Monday 23 June
By Mike
Could have been a hand with a rubber glove and the doctor's finger sticking up in the air!!!
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Monday 23 June
By Angiebaby
This sh*t would never have happened if Bad Vlad was still President.
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Monday 23 June
By nick
um , that is the oddest thing . no offense . but wow , a giant enema . you just don't see that everyday.
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Monday 23 June
By Mc EDhan
bend over and spread your cheeks
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Monday 23 June
By Adrian
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF SCULPTURE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE DILDO WATER PARK IN CHELSEA ACROSS THE STREET FROM CHELSEA PEARS IN NYC.
THERE ARE 5 DILDOS THAT SHOOT WATER OUT THE TOP OF THEIR SPOUT IN A CHILD WATER PLAYGROUND.
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Monday 23 June
By Kelly Schreimen
whats really creepy and disgusting is that kids are holding it up!! WTF!
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Tuesday 24 June
By TruthHurtsSuckItUp
Only one of a thousand and one dumb backwards thinking ideas coming from the people of the "Caucasus Mountain Region". Unfortunately the cousins of these modern day Cavemen and Cavewomen are instituting the same dumb backwards thinking ideas globally! They must be stopped!
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