Just because you're wearing a diaper doesn't mean you're not going to make an embarrassing mess. That's what a New Orleans man proved when he was caught cruising down the highway wearing an adult diaper concealing 257 grams of heroin. The trouble started for Frank Keys, Jr. after he was pulled over for a traffic violation. DEA agents got permission to search the car, and a drug-sniffing dog eventually led them to Keys' crotch.
During the ensuing patdown, "officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys," according to a news release. At this point, Keys admitted that he was packing more than his man junk in the diaper.
Question raised: Where has the quality of drug mules gone? With unemployment at such a high rate, is it really that hard to get good applicants?
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Wednesday 25 June
By jbjg24m
what will ppl think of next??
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Wednesday 25 June
By Sarah
That is freaking hilarious! My question is (pulling an Imas) Was he black? LOL j/k But really good point, come on people be more creative (and a bit smarter) than to pack the drugs on yourself and to say Yes, to searching the vehicle. He gets Stupid Person of the week award!
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Wednesday 25 June
By Rick
i've heard of 'junk in the trunk' but 'dope on the rope' is totally new to me. hooray for that crotch sniffing dog although I'll bet hes going to need theraphy forever .....yuck
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Wednesday 25 June
By boogar
If the D.E.A. was already there when he got pulled over he was set up for a fall
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Wednesday 25 June
By Nancy
Just goes to show you how desperate heroin users are. Personally I wouldn't want to go near anything that was in a strange man's pants and especially not one who was wearing a diaper!! Ewwwwww
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Friday 27 June
By DENNIS I.
JUST ANOTHER NUT FROM NASA?
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Friday 27 June
By DENNIS I.
CINDY MCCAIN WAS ADDICTED TO PAIN KILLERS FOR YEARS IN THE 90'S.
THIS GUY WAS BRINGING HER A NEW DRUG.
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Wednesday 25 June
By janette williams
Obama was the one on drugs,Cindy had a medical problem.The mighty Obama was down and dirty with the ghetto boys.
McCain-08
Wednesday 25 June
By Joan
Seriously are you really that stupid.
Wednesday 25 June
By brdbrns3
"Man, that is some good sh*t!"
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Wednesday 25 June
By Truth
See how powerful and deceptive the media can be? That is NOT a picture of the perpetrator of this crime.
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Wednesday 25 June
By Mark
It really "Depends" on how you view the evidence. His wife is the one who "Pampers" him. Sorry, no "Huggies" for you. He will have plenty of "Goodnites" in jail.
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Wednesday 25 June
By PJ
The coppies were after the poppies......Talk about a demb shit!
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Wednesday 25 June
By PJ
I mean dumb shit....poppies, poppies will put them to sleep....not!
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Wednesday 25 June
By Mark
He should of used "Pull ups" instead. They are as noticable.
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Wednesday 25 June
By karen sullivan
I guess the real question is what was the DEA doing at a traffic stop? I'm sure the local police would like to take credit for the bust. However anyone with any sense knows they had a snitch.
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Wednesday 25 June
By Tom Miller
You are SOOOOO right, Karen. Anybody who knows anything knows the DEA would never waste time making summary offense traffic stops; if they did, they would soon be looking for work. Actually I don't think they are legally bound to enforce traffic laws; I don't believe there are any FEDERAL summary traffic offenses on the books!
Wednesday 25 June
By Delsi
Obama smoke joint, Cindy smoke doped, she is the real dope fined get real. Typical white people feels that because of the color of their skin they are not to be considered dope/crack heads. As for the media, anytime the race or pics not shown you know its a white person. Come on, if the perp was black or hispanic you would def seen a pic.
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Wednesday 25 June
By charlie
I guess this is where the term high balls comes from.
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Wednesday 25 June
By Dave
Frank Keys, Jr......most likely an Afro-Amer. name....and as usual dumb as dirt. #1. If your gonna run dope....drive the speed limit.
#2. Don't wear an adult diaper stuffed with heroin!!
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