Just because you're wearing a diaper doesn't mean you're not going to make an embarrassing mess. That's what a New Orleans man proved when he was caught cruising down the highway wearing an adult diaper concealing 257 grams of heroin.

The trouble started for Frank Keys, Jr. after he was pulled over for a traffic violation. DEA agents got permission to search the car, and a drug-sniffing dog eventually led them to Keys' crotch.

During the ensuing patdown, "officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys," according to a news release. At this point, Keys admitted that he was packing more than his man junk in the diaper.

Question raised: Where has the quality of drug mules gone? With unemployment at such a high rate, is it really that hard to get good applicants?


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