At Asylum, we recognize that robots playing air hockey will change the world. Here are three of our predictions for the unexpected fallout from robot air hockey domination:
-- Human players will begin taking steroids and HGH in order to compete with robots.
-- Anti-robot fever will sweep other sports, including drunken baseball fans assaulting pitching machines.
-- Air hockey robots will be adapted to play women's tennis, significantly reducing the number of hot female athletes.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.
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