The Super SideBar is truly a super bartender. It serves up to five different drinks, and can be programmed for mixed drinks. In fact, one of the only things it can't do is listen to your sob stories about how you lost your job/special lady.

But will it malfunction and pour absinthe into your vodka?

Like any serious drinking system, the Super SideBar is equipped to prevent such tragedies. There are five separate pumps connecting to each beverage, the spouts are available in white, black, brass or chrome and it's suitable for outside use. It can run on DC, but sadly there's no jack for your car.

Available for $500 at SideBarBeverage. [via Uncrate]