In a brilliant move that is sure to guarantee plenty of free advertising, Paramount Pictures is releasing an actual drink based on a fictional drink called Booty Sweat, which will appear in "Tropic Thunder."

Booty Sweat energy drink will be marketed as a "delicious and bump up struttin' energy drink that will pump up a brotha's ass right-pronto." Check out The Bachelor Guy for the full story, plus info on where you can get Sex Panther cologne.

Some other fictitious products we wish they would make:

-- Hover Boards. We've been waiting for this product since "Back to the Future II."

-- Schweaty Balls. Plenty of oil to make sure they glisten.

-- Soul Glo. Even though Jheri curls aren't currently deemed fashionable, that doesn't mean we don't love some sexual chocolate.

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

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